wicked

▍ ❝   ADMIN NOTES.
the mun behind this account has had lifelong struggles with autism, inattentive ADHD, and BPD. with that being said, patience is required, clarification, and even tone indicators at times because i am extremely sensitive. importantly also — do not press me for replies, just because you see i am online or am posting something. i'm hardly selective with replies unless it's for my main ship, but remember that i have to catch up on bookmarks, as well as anything i have missed.▍ ❝   REPLIES/WRITING.
i am a descriptive writer. meaning, i write a few paragraphs per reply. this is a requirement to try to match me as best as you can, and also a warning that i yap a lot. it's extremely difficult trying to work with a single sentence, and i don't wanna have to ask you to write more. even my banter can turn into lengthy scenes. if this is too much for you, please don't interact with me. i don't want to feel self-conscious, nor have my time wasted.▍ ❝   MUTUALS.
i expect you to only follow me if you actually have a desire to interact. if i notice interactions are not happening or they are one-sided from my end, i will most likely remove you. i only follow those who i have an interest in interacting with, since my grinch is multiverse. i can hard block whomever i please; and if i did, it's most likely because you soft blocked me for no reason, made me uncomfortable, copied me, were impolite, or just simply had an unnecessary take. not having my boundaries respected, is anxiety inducing; so please don't contact me again if this happens.▍ ❝   SHIPPING.
considering the main verse i have placed him in, glinda is definitely his main ship if you don't already know me and haven't seen what's all over my account. i don't ship him with other wicked (canon) muses. however, grinch is also widely multiverse and i accept ships of all kinds! never be shy to ask me, because grinch fluff is my absolute favorite. i just HEAVILY require that there is chemistry with both characters and writing styles. that is very important, and should be respected if i tell you i'm not feeling it. grinch desires someone who can connect with him mentally and emotionally, or at least understand him very well. ships are set in their own storylines with me; so do not bring another rp partner into our timeline responses, whether it be a past or present lover, as it makes me uncomfortable. i might make a small exception depending on context and if you ask for permission first.▍ ❝  CONTENT.
as his main verse is wicked, many of my public interactions will be PG. however, this will not always apply, considering that grinch is violent in nature. i go off of my own headcanons and scrapped scenes from the script. his more gory side (as stated in linked references and in my dead dove section), will be reserved for specific muses and storylines, and will be tagged accordingly. i may make suggestive jokes here and there, but my explicitly lewd grinch thoughts are over on my nsfw alt @putridcur. smut is kept in dms over on my main account, while the alt is just to unleash his crudity entirely.

THE CATALYST.
this grinch blog follows canon accuracy and live action movie events. with that being said, while christmas events are recognized, it is not going to be the hyperfocus of his character. i do not and have never seen this movie/character as only a holiday movie. i will not be discussing christmas excessively on my blog or making constant references to it. grinch is not watered down to someone who merely steals things and ruins holidays. grinch hates the holidays due to trauma associated with it, not because he is mean or villainous. because grinch was bullied into isolation, that aspect will be focused on much more, as well as the mayor's successful attempts to slander grinch's reputation indefinitely.grinch of course, still spends his life in the mountain where he resides and will continue to. he occasionally ventures out into the forest, but never shows his face in town. to disguise himself or step out, he is usually seen wearing a tattered, long brown cloak with the hood up.REWRITE: MARTHA MAY.
the only thing i aim to change in terms of movie events, is his pining for martha may as i deem it very ooc for grinch to fancy someone like her. if anything; she was a concept of someone perfect who actually accepted him as he was. however, this was only a childhood innocent fantasy, and not something that developed into adulthood, especially once seeing how superficial and shallow she truly was and is. she proudly engaged with the shallow expectations of whoville regarding appearances, competitions, and status. these are all things that grinch stands against. i believe martha had already made her choice to remain stagnant for thirty years, and only accepted the grinch back in last minute, at the same time everyone else did. therefore, my portrayal of grinch recognizes martha as fleeting childhood excitement, but nothing as deep as a 'first love'. my grinch resents her entirely. i know that they are the canon ship and shipping them is quite common, but i ask that you respect my perspective on this since i'm aware that my feelings on this are unique, and for good reason.PERSONALITY.
with his personality taken into account, grinch will always be snarky, sarcastic, and apathetic by default. i don't think anything i write is partictularly offensive, but just in case, know that i mean nothing harmful towards the writer themselves. i am just passionate about remaining in character, and i won't water him down for anybody.only when he ships or opens his heart to someone innocent (e.g; a child or a pet), he will soften, although with hesitance. he may contradict himself quite a bit, given that he is gruff in nature, but his actions shows that he cares. grinch requires patience, empathy, and understanding. he is a tough shell to crack, and it's not going to be easy, but the slow-burn will be worth it.

GENERAL .
•   name   :  the grinch
•   alias   :   the mean one
•   gender   :   he/him
•   orientation   :   demisexual, (hetero!)
•   species   :   who
•   age   :   40
•   D.O.B   :   december 24th / christmas eve
(top reason to hate the holiday.)
•   occupation   :  either unemployed from living off grid (naturally), or makes a living selling inventions (plot progression).
•   face claim(s)   :   jim carrey
•   voice claim(s)   :   jim carreyPHYSICAL .
•   eyes   :   green irises, yellow sclera
•   hair   :    slightly curled long tufts; mossy green like the rest of himself.
•   height   :   6'9 (headcanon.)
•   build   :   lanky limbs. we love his pot belly in this house, we're not changing that about him. very unfit and yet somehow, possesses a superhuman strength.
•   skin   :   dull green skin that is under the mossy green fur!
•   clothing   :   he wears his brown cloak quite a lot, especially when going outside. i can still implement the lederhosen (since it is cute and looks good on him) if i can find relevance for it. on special occassions, he wears elven/renaissance style! around his cave, he sometimes still wears his mesh robe if he's not entirely naked-.MENTAL .
•   alignment   :   chaotic neutral
•  neurological   :  autistic (non-disclosed/undiagnosed)
•   traits   :   sardonic, apathetic, gruff, pessimistic, defensive, emotionally guarded, misanthrope.
•   likes   :   committing arson, drillin' teeth, eating whos, n' pulling pranks.
•   dislikes   :  everyone, everything. shallow, pretentious, materialistic individuals. commercialism. overconsumerism.BACKGROUND.
•   birthplace   :  whoville
•   current residence   :   mount crumpit, north whoville
•   nuclear family   :   clarnella & rose who (mothers)
•   extended family   :   unknown
•   pets   :   max the dog
•   children   :   TBA (wink, wink.)      ❝ + POSITIVE ATTRIBUTES : transparent, humorous, charming, sympathetic, meticulous, profound, philosophical.❝ - NEGATIVE ATTRIBUTES : defensive, sarcastic, apathetic, snarky, cold, blunt, inconsiderate (at times out of habit), cynical, destructive.

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NEURODIVERGENCE 'WE KNEW RIGHT AWAY THAT HE WAS SPECIAL.'
growing up, grinch has exhibited traits that are uncanny to autism. he possesses the ability to see the world through a blunt, unfiltered lens; he's very observational, hyper-aware, and direct. he could never relate to anyone else or conform to social normalcy. especially with his blunt straightforward remarks — he does not know why it is 'rude' to others when he is simply pointing out an observation. grinch was always seen as the 'weird' kid, hence his retreat from everyone else, to instead indulge himself in his niche interests. his special interest & hobby is engineering aka inventing or crafting. he collects anything from junk to jewels, just finding random objects fascinating, especially if they will contribute to his hyperfixation. he often stims with his fingers, stims by pacing, or finds self-soothing in deep pressure (squeezing oneself). when it comes to loud noises, he's sensitive to it; often seen covering his ears and sometimes shutting his eyes tightly to internally escape from it. he likes to emit random sounds as a vocal stim. he has very specific and abnormal food preferences. he does not like being touched because it makes him very uncomfortable — you are allowed to do this to my muse, but just expect him to recoil. he may ease into a touch or hug if it's someone he's growing to care about. when it comes to such emotions in general — he has a hard time conveying them and putting himself in the perspective of others. emotions are uncomfortable for him to express, which is why he is so guarded and uses sarcasm as a defense/coping mechanism.ALTERNATE ENDING 'THE GRINCH'S SMALL HEART . . . (DIDN'T GROW) THREE SIZES THAT DAY.'
because the resolution to the canon movie, was straight nonsensical garbage — i won't be acknowledging the reason his heart grew in any of my writings. you may not have seen me bring it up because i fear it doesn't give him closure to the blatant cruelty he faced since he was a child. finding out christmas is more than commercialism, is not a reason to suddenly heal from the trauma the whole town caused him. grinch's heart was never 'too small'. especially not when he rescued a dog and was open to vulnerability and was less guarded, before the whos destroyed his confidence further, indefinitely. his hatred for whoville's hypocrisy and materialism is more than justified. never sent a single christmas (or birthday) card, and emotionally abandoned by his own moms no less, he has every right to resent the town the way he does. i believe he could (and should) have done worse. stealing physical gifts is hardly a crime compared to what they did to him. when you write with me, his heart will still be 'shrunken'. once again; he only softens for a pet (such as max), a child (cindy lou or that alike), or a love interest. he does not like everyone all of a sudden.THE RESCUE DOG 'FLEAS BEFORE BEAUTY . . THANK YOU!'
everything grinch owns, is from his trash chute. given that he calls out whoville for being ingrates who discard gifts they grow tired of quickly — max was no exception. a rescue dog, not from wandering up the snowy mountain, but from being abandoned and tossed in the chute. max is around because grinch wants him to be. he sees himself in the unwanted, easily disposed dog.VIGOR 'THE MUSCLES!'
this is more canon than a headcanon, but i wanted to note this anyway! because i believe grinch's strength may be belittled just because he is a 'gag' character. the man can deadlift a 960 kg / 2,116 lb sleigh, making even the prior scene irrelevant when he compressed the giant monkey cymbals hard enough for the machine to break. yeah he is lazy and out of shape, but he is a dangerously strong beast. he could snap you in half if he wanted to, and given that the script has multiple scrapped violent implications — that proves it's suppressed more than you realize. they removed a scene in which he couldn't even do pull-ups; so the good thing here is, the movie remains consistent. i will write him as is this way, (of course, without godmodding).ROMANCE 'THIS WILL BE PERFECT ON TOP OF HER TREE!'
when grinch is romantically involved with someone, there will still be some hesitance, but his spiteful remarks dial down, along with some bashfulness and a dash of self-conscious behavior. eye contact becomes more difficult for him than usual. the most important note of all; he will craft gifts for his love interest! if there is one thing he loves in this world besides max, it is his hobby he is so passionate about. he won't admit it, but he is eager to use his special interest towards someone he may love. along with this — he is already quite poetic with his words; so expect him to use poetic, romantic language when it comes to a love interest. when it comes to expressing intense emotions, he may not know how to respond at times, and instead expresses it with 'cute aggression' ; this does involve excessive physical touch and squeezing, as well as gently 'tossing' his partners and throwing them over his shoulder. this is how he handles overwhelming emotions.CAT FIGHT'WHAT . . . NOW?'
we all saw how that fluffy white cat threw paws with grinch in that movie. it constantly had beef with him throughout the night, unprovoked. this was the catalyst for his 'fear' of cats. no, he doesn't hate cats — but he is quite wary around them. he's always expecting them to attack him.STYLE'IT'S NOT A DRESS, IT'S A KILT . . ! SICKO!
grinch may not usually wear clothes, due to his immense amount of fur (which is canon). however, i really do see him dressing in elven style clothing (victorian, renaissance, etc) depending on the occasion or event. if it's somewhere he will feel self-conscious, he will throw on an outfit like the styles listed, for that reason of feeling embarrassed, but not particularly out of respect for others since he couldn't care less about their own feelings. when venturing out into the forest or in town, he only wears his brown cloak.CROSSOVER VERSE 'YOU'RE A VILE ONE.'
his main verse is wicked, though whoville will still be regarded as the world he came from. the similarities between the two are uncanny — unique language, the two 'wicked' misunderstood green people (which have been sicced on by corrupt town officials) along with the many similarities between grinch and elphaba. magic umbrellas, musical cheer, and of course, the whimsical nature of citizens. then we have glinda with "the 'ga' is silent" while grinch tells everyone that the 'the' in his name, is unnecessary, as another personal headcanon of mine. here is jim carrey saying he felt like he was in the wizard of oz during the filming of the grinch, and taylor momsen saying she would pretend to be glinda and dorothy.

▍ warning: the following contains slightly graphic, grotesque headcanons. read at your own discretion.

man is an overall freak who eats anything from toxic waste to sludge, so (mild) bodily fluids are not off limits. the snotty tissues when someone has allergies. catching another's saliva in his mouth. licking tears that roll down a cheek, especially if it's a means to 'comfort' them. i usually draw the line at blood as a personal preference, but i'd let him suck & lick a wound as a little treat. and if he's consumed by an obsession with somebody? forget it. his degenerate ass is snacking on every tissue and they won't ever have to get up to throw it away again. though, he'd be very frustrated as to why eating their icky stuff is not satisfying his 'craving' for them. of course he's not a cannibal! but, he has to figure out what the hell these insatiable feelings are.

oh grinch with your rotten, depression teeth. a smile only a mother could love, applies here, but maybe it's what some other forgiving soul could love, too; love him enough to floss the termites out for him, content enough to sit in his lap while doing it. just kissing him, they probably don't notice, but they'd catch some on their tongue and figure out a unique way to clean his mouth for him. whoops?

sorry, but grinch sometimes doesn't notice when he's absentmindedly chewing on somebody's hair or fingernails. the long strands are right there, begging to be twisted, played with, picked at, but then — they end up in his mouth. he doesn't eat it (thank oz), but lets just say he treats other's body parts as his own consumption for nervous habits.

you probably already have an idea of this one, but . . certain smells don't bother him, either. did that just come from you? / did you sweat a little? / you haven't showered all day? surely, your arousal isn't because of him . . right? well, he doesn't know the answer to that, but he does know he can smell your pheromones. and don't worry about trackers — he knows exactly when your time of the month is starting. he can smell it. he can almost taste it. (if you let him, that is.)

grinch and his dear beloved dog, max. despite grinch's detached demeanor, his soft spot lies with his pet. he'd never hurt an animal. other creatures like him, however, is a different story. he's a forest creature by nature; and the kind he hunts, has nothing to do with animals. humans — sometimes they are complicated, in an oddly endearing way. but with his self-loathing, he feels no remorse when he beheads fellow anthropomorphic beasts, and even keeps their heads as trophies. maybe that's why you've stopped hearing about the legend of bigfoot. and don't worry — cat in the hat and the lorax are no longer nuisances or causes of trauma in children's lives! you can thank the grinch for that one. (canon in script discarded scene.)

maybe it's his autistic quirk, maybe it's . . something else sinister. although no one quite knows the reason, he enjoys collecting teeth and locks of hair. these are things he might retrieve from his anthropomorphic victims in the forest — but if he is utterly devoted to you, he might ask to keep your wisdom teeth... or steal the strands from your hairbrush. these are for mere admiration and decoration — not for eating.

aside from the innocent pecks — grinch is not a neat kisser. he is hungry, sloppy, and messy. he will devour your mouth like it's the last thing he'll taste. and . . that is not the only thing that he will be devouring like it's the last supper. nor is kissing the only aspect in his love life, that will be messy. he has long fingers. he likes saliva. a lot of 'open your mouth' will happen, if you catch my drift. he nibbles a bit. i'm not kidding when i say he's starving for intimacy once he actually gets a taste of it.

since i'm sure everyone is wondering — where the hell is his junk? no, there is no 'grussy', THANK YOU VERY MUCH. as he is a beast with fur, his phallus remains hidden in a sheath. extracts when he needs to use it, is tucked away when it's not in use. that simple. yes, he's rather big, because he's an immensely strong beast who is over 6 feet tall. knotting? (i just learned what that is, so catch me a break.) absolutely, if he really is half yet-half man.